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PostPosted: Saturday, February 13th, 2010 - 22:44:06 
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Bart Simpson steps out on to the stage and nervously walks to the microphone, his eyes shifting from one side of the room to the other.

"London Bridge is falling down.
I didn't do it!
Nobody saw me do it!
You can't prove anything!"

He runs from the mic back to the curtains and disapears as the audience lightly applauds.

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PostPosted: Tuesday, April 27th, 2010 - 20:50:40 
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In honor of the new Darkwing Duck comic to be released in June, I thought we'd do a little crossover. :)

A duck dressed all in purple steps on stage. His face is shadowed from the bright lights by his large hat, and what remains visible of his face is obscured due to the dark mask he wears, leaving only his eyes to be seen.

"I am the terror that flaps in the night.
I am the lid that's been put on too tight.
I am the wagon that's stuck in the muck.
I am the terror. I am..."

"The worst poet I've ever heard!" Negaduck inturrupts. "Get off the stage!"

Dot: "Hey! Who let them in here, anyway?"
Yakko and Wakko just point at each other and grin.

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PostPosted: Wednesday, April 28th, 2010 - 13:26:53 
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& cross that over with "family" & it gets even more interesting... :)

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PostPosted: Wednesday, April 28th, 2010 - 16:47:29 
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& cross that over with "family" & it gets even more interesting... :)


Oh dear! I hadn't even thought about that! :)

Here's another.

The stage light comes on and Darkwing makes his usual appearance.

DW: "I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am the pair of pants that no longer fits after the holidays.
I am Darkwind Duck!"

Negaduck: "Dark wind? Bwahahaha! Yeah! After he's eaten Mexican!"

DW: "Hey! I didn't say that! It was a typo! Blame the writer!"

(Honestly, it was a typo, but it was funny, so I worked with it.) :)

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PostPosted: Friday, April 30th, 2010 - 22:51:42 
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The spotlight comes on, but there's no one on stage. Suddenly, a cloud of purple smoke appears and a duck with a large, purple hat emerges from it.
Darkwing: "I am the terror that..."

Two agents from Homeland Security immediately rush up to the stage and grab his arms. "If you'll please come with us, sir. We have some questions for you," one of them says.

"What the? Hey! What did I do?" DW stammers.

"We take terror very seriously, sir," the other one responds. "Now please, come along."

As Darkwing is escorted off the stage, another duck in an equally large black hat is seated at one of the tables, laughing himself silly, his cell phone still displaying the recently called number for the local Homeland Security office.

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PostPosted: Wednesday, May 19th, 2010 - 01:05:57 
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And now, Dot's poetry corner.

The light goes on and Yakko and Wakko step out on stage, Yakko wearing a gray robe and holding a long staff that makes him look somewhat like a sheppard. Wakko is dressed similarly, but without the staff.

"Ahem!" Wakko starts. "Little Bo Peep lost her sheep and didn't know where to find them."

Yakko continues, "So she forged the one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them."

A scream is heard, and Dot rushes towards them in a firey rage. "No Lord of the Rings in my cafe, you geeks!"

"Fly! You fool!" Yakko yells as he and Wakko dash off stage.

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PostPosted: Sunday, June 06th, 2010 - 11:46:36 
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Welcome to Dots Poetry corner

Dot Walks in a Starfleet uniform (you pick which era)

Space Space the Final Frointer

Lets hope we dont wreck it

Like our last frointers or our

Fan will be in tears

Dot beams away as a Star Trek Theame song is played and we see tribbles over take the crowd

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PostPosted: Sunday, June 13th, 2010 - 12:19:29 
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I might as well contribute:

Kermit the Frog-(Is on stage, sitting on a stool, playing his banjo) (Singing Rainbow Connection) Why are there so many songs about rainbows...?

Statler-Because they're stupid
Waldorf-Who let this hack on stage anyway? We liked the poet better!

Dot-That's the last time I let that frog take my act.

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