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PostPosted: Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 - 22:45:17 
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PostPosted: Saturday, July 11th, 2009 - 22:34:25 
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And now, Dot's poetry corner.
The spotlight comes on and Dot steps from behind the curtain, walking to the microphone.

Ahem!
Remember remember don't swim in November
It's cold and you shiver a lot.
I see no reason to swim out of season,
You really should wait 'till it's hot...
Unless you have a heated pool, and then can I come over? Please?
Thank you!

Dot walks off stage, passing behind the curtains, to light applause.

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PostPosted: Sunday, July 12th, 2009 - 06:53:09 
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I could say something witty here, but I don't think it's appropriate for this board. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Monday, July 13th, 2009 - 02:06:43 
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PostPosted: Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 - 23:23:56 
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And now, more from Dot's Poetry Corner.

They say life sucks
But they don't really live
They say the glass is half empty
But they don't tell you that they already drank half

They cry, they whine, they moan
There is no good with the bad
No love just hate

In older times they would be considered pessimists
Today, they are considered realists
In the future, optimists

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PostPosted: Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 - 22:30:37 
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The spotlight switches on, illuminating a dusty stage and curtain. Dot walks out from behind the curtain, only to get tangled in a cobweb which she fights off, finally making her way to the microphone.

"Boy! Someone need to dust this place once and a while. Guess that's what I get for not coming her often enough." She pats some of the dust from the curtain off of herself, and then clears her throat.

"Ahem!

It's a world of laughter,
A world of tears,
It's a world of hopes,
It's a world of fears.
If you all sing along,
Then you'll all have this song,
Stuck in your head all day long!

Thank you!"

She departs the stage quickly, leaving the audience seething as many of them now helplessly humm the wretched tune. ;)

Thank you.

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PostPosted: Tuesday, November 03rd, 2009 - 21:15:34 
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Dot takes to the stage wearing a red hood and steps up to the microphone.

"Ahem!" she says, clearing her throat.

"Little Red Ridinghood.

Little Red Ridinghood,
Tried to do something good,
By taking her granny a pie.
But in granny's bed,
A wolf lay instead,
Which made little Red say "Oh My!"

The wolf did pretend,
To make Red his friend,
But she didn't fall for that rot.
A woodsman was called,
An axe was involved,
Now wolfy's not feeling so hot.

So granny was saved,
The family raved,
A party was thrown for the kid.
The wolf went back home,
With stitches he'd sewn,
And vowed now to only eat pigs.

Thank you!" she says to light applause, marred only by one very loud heckler.

"Boo! Get off the stage!" shouts Walter.

"Ah, can it!" Slappy retorts, stuffing a bomb down his pants.

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PostPosted: Tuesday, November 03rd, 2009 - 22:48:21 
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PostPosted: Wednesday, November 04th, 2009 - 15:31:44 
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PostPosted: Tuesday, December 01st, 2009 - 00:39:27 
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I had to do a remake of this one. :)

Dot walks out to the microphone, a spray can of potpourri scented air freshener in hand.

"Ahem!
Beans beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more I THROW YOU OUT OF THE TOWER!"

She glares at Wakko, seated in the front row, and sends a large dose of spray in his direction, to which he simply shrugs sheepishly as Dot stomps off stage.

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PostPosted: Sunday, December 27th, 2009 - 00:36:24 
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Dot walks on to the stage, which has been decorated in a Christmas theme, and clears her throat.

"Ahem!
Rhudolf the red-nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose.
I wonder if we're related?
Thank you!"

She walks off to light applause.

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PostPosted: Sunday, December 27th, 2009 - 20:21:53 
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Dot walks on to the stage, still decorated in a Christmas theme, and clears her throat again.

"Ahem!
Rhudolf the red-nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose.
But it couldn't have been nearly as cute as mine!
Thank you!"

She walks off to light applause.

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PostPosted: Monday, December 28th, 2009 - 14:34:46 
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Ahem!
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
& for his famous late shift
He is sure to take No Doze

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PostPosted: Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 - 15:02:18 
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Ahem!
Thirty days hath September,
April, June and November.
All the rest have 31,
Except February because he's anti-social.
Thank you.

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Dot steps out on stage and proceeds to the microphone.

"Ahem!

All around the mulberry bush,
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey thought was all in fun,
Until the weasel called his lawyer.
Now the monkey has an ankle bracelet and a 100 yard restraining order.

Thank you!

::applause::

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