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PostPosted: Wednesday, February 03rd, 2016 - 10:18:53 
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Chapter 1: Pleasant Togetherness


Sonja and Heathcliff were sitting in front of a stream, having just finished a picnic in the middle of the woods, with their backs against a log. Heathcliff was relaxing, sipping a wine glass full of milk while Sonja was admiring the beauty of the woods. The air was foggy for some reason, but that doesn't matter. Just as long as they were together, enjoying the woods and its gentle noises, the stream and each other's company.


Sonja: Oh, Heathcliff, I'm so glad you brought me out here. This is so romantic.


She said putting down her wine glass of milk, purring, and cuddling next to her boyfriend.


Heathcliff: It is, ain't it?


He said putting his arm around her.


Heathcliff: Sonja, I've got a little present for ya.

Sonja: What is it?

Heathcliff: Gimme just a second.


He went to his side of the log, and inside was a small, navy blue, square-shaped jewelry box. He took it out and presented it to Sonja. She gasped with joy once she saw the box.


Sonja: Ooohhhh, Heathcliff...

Heathcliff: Sonja, I got a question for ya, and I hope the answer is "yes."


He opened the box to reveal a sparkly, expensive diamond ring.


Sonja: I'm listening.


We hear the sounds of dramatic, suspenseful music and a heartbeat. Heathcliff was a nervous wreck.


Heathcliff: Sonja, will you...

Sonja: Yes?

Heathcliff: Will you...

Sonja Yes?!

Heathcliff: WILL YOU...

Sonja: YES?!


The more he attempted to ask that important question, the more sweat poured from his head. The heartbeat was getting faster, the music was getting more eerie, and the fog made the forest whiter and whiter, til it was impossible to see anything. We see Heathcliff screaming and quickly waking up from his catnap in the living room of his home and gasping for air. It was just an intense dream.


Heathcliff: What a bad dream. I better go to the kitchen to get me somethin' to calm my nerves down.


Does Heathcliff really have a chance with Sonja?

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PostPosted: Sunday, February 21st, 2016 - 18:45:10 
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Chapter 2 will have a couple of American Beauty references. I love a good gag. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Thursday, February 25th, 2016 - 19:31:29 
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Chapter 2: A Dream Within a Dream Within a Dream


As soon as Heathcliff went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator door, he noticed the tons of food that was stocked in it, but he didn't feel hungry. Which was weird, because Heathcliff usually had a strong appetite.


Heathcliff: Come ta think of it, I don't really want anything. Not even milk.


It was understandable. His mind was too set on Sonja. He closed the door to the fridge and went back to the living room to resume his catnap.


Heathcliff: What's gotten into me? I just don't feel like myself. First I have a bad dream, now no appetite. My life's a mess.


But before he could go back to his cat bed, he saw a trail of rose petals leading up the staircase. This puzzled him.


Heathcliff: Those weren't there before.


Heathcliff followed the trail. We can hear the American Beauty soundtrack, as Heathcliff walked up the stairs. When he got up, he saw that the petals lead to the bathroom.


Heathcliff: (Sarcastically.) Oh, this just keeps gettin' better and better.


He continued following the trail and slowly opened the door to reveal that the bathroom was steamy and that the tile floor was covered with rose petals. Not only that, but to his surprise, Sonja was sitting in a bathtub full of milk.


Heathcliff: (Stuttering.) S-Sonja?

Sonja: Hi, Heathcliff. Nothing like a milk bath to make a cat feel new again.


The orange, chubby cat approached the beautiful Persian.


Heathcliff: This could never happen in real life. I'm dreamin' again, ain't I?

Sonja: Maybe. Heathcliff, I haven't been a very good girlfriend.

Heathcliff: Don't say that.

Sonja: I haven't committed myself to you like I should. Everytime, I see a muscular or rich cat, I'd go to him instead. I'm really sorry about how I treated you.


Heathcliff was just as guilty as eased Sonja's conscience.


Heathcliff: If it makes ya feel any better, Sonja, I haven't been a good boyfriend, either. I've been gettin' in fights, stealin' fish, and all sorts of stupid things.

Sonja: Let's just forgive each other and forget.

Heathcliff: Agreed.

Sonja: Ya know, we've been going together for a long time, but if you propose to me, I could say "yes."

Heathcliff: (Excited.) Really?!

Sonja: We're in love, Heathcliff, and cats who are in love should tie the knot. Go on. Ask.


Again, he felt the same nervousness he felt before and we see the same suspenseful effects. Only this time, we see close-up looks on their faces, as Heathcliff tries to ask that the ever-important question.


Heathcliff: (Holding her paw.) Sonja, will you...

Sonja: Yes?

Heathcliff: Will you...

Sonja: Yes?

Heathcliff: Will you...

Sonja: Yeeeessssss.


The steam fogged up the bathroom too much, thus ending this dream and proposal attempt. The orange cat woke up once again.


Heathcliff: How much longer can this go on?


Rose petals fell down gently from the ceiling of the living room and we hear Sonja's voice offscreen.


Sonja: (Sweetly.) Oh, Heathcliff...


He looked up and he saw Sonja smiling at him and clinging to the ceiling along with lots and lots of rose petals. The American Beauty soundtrack could be heard again


Heathcliff: AWWW, C'MON!!!!!!


Who can blame him? He's had enough of this dreaming. Soon, everything went back to normal and Heathcliff slept regularly again. But he needed professional help.

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PostPosted: Saturday, March 12th, 2016 - 19:25:58 
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Chapter 3 is underway. Cleo and Riff-Raff are in this one.

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PostPosted: Monday, March 14th, 2016 - 18:22:10 
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Chapter 3: Dr. Cat, Cat Therapist:


The following afternoon, Heathcliff was sitting on an old crate reading a magazine on the outside of an old beat-up plank fence on a Westfinster street. He was waiting to see his shrink Dr. Cat, a.k.a. Riff Raff. His "receptionist" Cleo told Heathcliff Dr. Cat was ready for him.


Cleo: Mr. Heathcliff, Dr. Cat will see you now.


He went to the other side of the fence. The "office" was actually a lot that resembled a junkyard. It was filthy enough to be one. When you're a therapist alleycat, you have to settle for this working environment.


Dr. Cat: Thanks, Cleo.

Cleo: Is there anything else I can do for you, Dr. Cat?

Dr. Cat: That'll be all, Cleo. Go take a lunch break.

Cleo: (Flirting.) Okay, Riff Raff.

Dr. Cat: That's Dr. Cat.

Cleo: (Normal.) Whatever. I'm outta here.


She walked fancily out of the "office" and went to lunch. The session was underway. Riff-Ra...er Dr. Cat was sitting on a crate with a clipboard in one paw and a pen in the other. He was wearing reading glasses too. He looked very professional.


Dr. Cat: Have a seat, Mr. Heathcliff.

Heathcliff: Thanks.


It was a blue beat-up, worn-out sofa with a spring coming out of the right cushion.


Dr. Cat: How are you on this fine day?

Heathcliff: Troubled.

Dr. Cat: Troubled? Why is that?

Heathcliff: 'cause I'm lovesick.

Dr. Cat: Well, Mr. Heathcliff, fallin' in love is a very normal part of a cat's life.

Heathcliff: Yeah, but I've been REALLY lovesick. I keep havin' strange dreams about this girl that I'm in love with.

Dr. Cat: Go on.


He took notes on his clipboard.


Heathcliff: In one dream, I tried to propose to her in the woods, but I was really nervous. And the fog made everything white before I could ask her. My dream had ended.

Dr. Cat: Mm-hmm.

Heathcliff: In another dream, I tried proposin' to her while she was sittin' in a bathtub full of milk.


The cat therapist was puzzled at what he just heard.


Dr. Cat: I'm sorry, did you say "a bathtub full of milk"?

Heathcliff: You got it, doc. There was also rose petals everywhere.

Dr. Cat: I see. Go ahead.

Heathcliff: Again, I tried askin her, but this time, the bathroom was fillin' up steam, My second dream was done.

Dr. Cat: This is interestin' stuff.

Heathcliff: Just when it looked like I was awake, I had another dream where she was clinglin' to the ceilin', smiling at me. There was rose petals fallin' down slowly from the ceilin' too. Oh, doc, what'll I do? I can't go on like this.


He put his paws to his face.


Dr. Cat: Well, Mr. Heathcliff, it's obvious you have a deep love for this girl and you wanna spend your life with her forever.

Heathcliff: Ya got that right, doc.

Dr. Cat: Then there's one solution: You gotta let her know how you feel. You'll never know if she's willing to have a life of marriage with you unless you find out for yourself.


Now he took them off his face.


Heathcliff: But I'm not ready.

Dr. Cat: It has to be soon. Otherwise, those dreams will continue to haunt you.

Heathcliff: You're right, Dr. Cat. I gotta do it.


Heathcliff got off the couch and shook the therapist's paw.


Heathcliff: Thanks a bunch, doc. You're a swell cat.

Dr. Cat: Sure, no problem.


Before Heathcliff left, he forgot something important.


Dr. Cat: Hey, wait a minute, buster! What about my payment?!

Heathcliff: Oh, yeah.


He took a fresh fish out of his orange fur coat and give it to the therapist.


Dr. Cat: Thank you. Now you can go.

Heathcliff: See ya, doc.


The fat cat left the "office" with a smile on his face. He walked down the sidewalk feeling so much better. There's a light breeze in the air.


Heathcliff: Ahh, just what I needed. A nice, cool breeze.


But while he was walking, he saw another familiar rendition of another American Beauty scene across the street. It was leaves and a plastic bag rustling in the breeze.


Heathcliff: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like"... (Shakes his head.) What am I saying?! This has to be a dream. (Pinches himself.) OW! No, I'm awake.


He continued to seek Sonja.

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PostPosted: Friday, April 01st, 2016 - 13:04:33 
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Story will resume this weekend.

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PostPosted: Wednesday, April 13th, 2016 - 11:52:23 
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Chapter 4: Where, Oh, Where, Has My Little Sonja Gone?


The orange cat searched around Westfinster for his beloved Sonja. He checked in some of her favorite places: The salon, the perfume department at the department store, and the ballet studio. The female cats who were running the place gave him the same response: "She's not here". The frustrated Heathcliff left the ballet studio and was close to giving up hope.


Heathcliff: Where else could she be? She couldn'ta just left town with her owner. She woulda told me!


But then he had a good idea where she might be. A lightbulb shines above his head.


Heathcliff: I know! Maybe she's at home! It's only a couple of blocks from here!


Several moments later, he made it to her home. He was just about to knock on the front door, when he spotted a note tacked to it.


Heathcliff: Huh? What's this?


He jumped up and grabbed the note off the door. It said:


Dear, Heathcliff:

I went to the lake with a VERY good friend of mine. Call me later.

Sonja



Heathcliff didn't like she said "very". It sounded suspicious. So, he went to investigate.


Heathcliff: I betta check this out. This sounds fishy! I wish I had a fish. I'm starvin'.


He ran off to the lake as fast as he could for another several moments later. He was anxious to find out what was going on. When he went to the lake, he noticed two cats boating on the water. He went to the dock and got a better look. It was Sonja! And joining her was a brown, muscular, classy-looking cat, who was rowing the boat. They stared happily at each other. Heathcliff didn't know who he was and he didn't feel like he could compete with him.


Heathcliff: (Sadly.) Sonja, how could you do this to me?


The depressed cat ran home to drown his sorrows. He didn't want to see this sight for another minute. Sonja and her "friend" had no idea what was happening. Could she have really lost interest in Heathcliff?

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PostPosted: Thursday, April 28th, 2016 - 09:41:42 
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I have about two more chapters planned.

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PostPosted: Wednesday, May 18th, 2016 - 07:57:57 
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Chapter 5: Milk: It Does a Body Good


A couple of days have passed, and Heathcliff was still in a state of depression. He moped around on a pillow on the living room floor of his residence, staring at a framed picture of Sonja. There were empty, dripping milk bottles all over the floor. This had his human family concerned.


Iggy: Poor Heathcliff. I've never seen him this unhappy before. He's really hurt about losing Sonja. I wish there was something we could do.

Grandma: Yes, I feel so bad for him, but if this keeps up, I've have to get him professional help. This isn't healthy.

Grandpa: On the plus side, it's kind of an improvement.

Iggy: What do you mean, grandpa?

Grandpa: He's not terrorizing Westfinster.

Grandma: So true.

Grandpa: It's been pretty nice not hearing complaints from the neighbors about Heathcliff's misbehaving. He should get depressed more often.


He said with a laugh. But Iggy rolled his eyes and responded...


Iggy: Oh, grandpa...

Grandma: Come on, you two. Let's leave Heathcliff alone and go have lunch.


They all, minus Heathcliff, went into the kitchen for lunch.


Iggy: You know, I miss Heathcliff's appetite.

Grandpa: Come to think of it, so do I.

Grandma: Same here, boys.


As the humans had their meal, Heathcliff continued to mope.


Heathcliff: Oh, Sonja, how could you do this to me? I thought I meant something to you.


That is, until a certain Persian with pink ribbons crouched on the windowsill of the open window of the living room. We know who it was.


Sonja: Oh, but you DO, Heathcliff.

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PostPosted: Monday, June 13th, 2016 - 14:13:57 
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Chapter 6: WHAT did she just say?!


Heathcliff couldn't believe his ears!


Heathcliff: What?!

Sonja: I said you mean something to me.


But he didn't believe her. Not after what he witnessed.


Heathcliff: Oh, sure!


He said, trying to take a nap. But Sonja wanted to know what was wrong him.


Sonja: Heathie, what's gotten into you?

Heathcliff: Don't "Heathie" me!

Sonja: I haven't seen you in days, and this is how you treat me?!

Heathcliff: Well, you can't blame me!


She didn't quite understand what me meant.


Sonja: What do you mean I can't blame you?!

Heathcliff: I saw you and your "friend" at the lake the other day.


Now she was really shocked.


Sonja: You were spying on us?!

Heathcliff: Yeah! And I noticed you were staring dreamily into his eyes!


She tried to convince him that he had it all wrong.


Sonja: Heathcliff?

Heathcliff: I'm done with you, Sonja, for good!

Sonja: Heathcliff?

Heathcliff: You're nothing but a two-timing tramp and I never wanna see you again!!

Sonja: HEATHCLIFF!!!


Finally, she got his attention.


Heathcliff: You don't have to shout. What is it?

Sonja: I have something to say.

Heathcliff: Say it and leave, so you and your man can have each other!

Sonja: Will you...marry me?


Ahh, so SHE proposed instead.


Heathcliff: What?

Sonja: That cat you were spying on is my cousin Russell.


Heathcliff was puzzled, but at least he calmed down.


Heathcliff: Your...cousin?

Sonja: Yes. I told him all about you and he persuaded me to propose to you.

Heathcliff: Boy do I feel like a big jerk.

Sonja: Yes, you do. Wait here.


She left for a brief moment to get something for Heathcliff. A few moments later she came back, but hid something behind her back.


Sonja: Take out your hand.


Sonja revealed what was behind her back: A gold engagement ring.


Heathcliff: Wow! How can you afford that?

Sonja: I am rich, you know.

Heathcliff: Oh, yeah.


She tried to put it on Heathcliff's big finger, but it was too tight.


Sonja: Heathcliff, when're you gonna start dieting again?

Heathcliff: Soon enough, babe, soon enough.


Sonja finally got the ring on, but it was cutting off his circulation.


Heathcliff: We're gonna have to find a bigger size.

Sonja: But that's the biggest the store had!

Heathcliff: Don't worry, we'll think of something. In the meantime, let me tell you that my answer's "yes, I'll marry you."

Sonja: Heathcliff, I'm so happy!

Heathcliff: I've been dreaming about proposing to you.

Sonja: You have?

Heathcliff: Yeah, but something kept coming up. Matter of fact, I went to see a doctor about this sorta thing,

Sonja: Poor baby. At least it's all over with and we can go on being married.

Heathcliff: Just a minute. I'll be right back.


He went upstairs. Several moments later, he came back down with a surprise behind his back as well.


Heathcliff: I got somethin' for ya.

Sonja: Oh, Heathcliff, you got me a ring too!

Heathcliff: You betcha!


Actually it was...


Heathcliff: A Ring Pop!

Sonja: A...Ring Pop?


She reluctantly said. Heathcliff unwrapped the candy ring and put it on her white, furry finger.


Heathcliff: Yeah, it's Iggy's, but he won't mind if I take it.

Sonja: Well, Heathcliff, I hardly know what to say. Thank you.

Heathcliff: Sorry, I couldn't afford a real ring, Sonja.

Sonja: (Sighing and rolling her eyes.) Well, it's the thought that counts. Come on, Heathie, we have to tell everyone the good news.


They left Heathcliff's house through the open window. Shortly after, Iggy came in the living room.


Iggy: Heathcliff?! I wonder where he is.


He went upstairs to his bedroom and we now see a clear shot of the outside of the house.


Iggy: Grandma, grandpa, have you seen my Ring Pop?!


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