Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to become an integral part of the forum codenamed A.C.M.E.A.C.R.E.S. To blend in with this strange, underground society, you have been assigned the secret identify "Idea_Guy" as a means of studying the ways of this nefarious yet curious crowd. If anything goes haywire during your stay, you can feel free to contact "Fifilover" back at the base. Good luck, Private. You'll need it.
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Ehh, seriously, welcome.
You'll have to pardon me, that's a habit I picked up from a certain someone else around here.