Any you mates played the Discworld games? They were created by that author Terry Prachett, who also wrote a lot of books that are a hilarious spin on the fantasy genre. In fact, the games tend to include material from some of the books.
One great character is the librarian. Call him an orangutan. Whatever you do, don't call him a monkey or--
*Tarzan yell, followed by D-Boy getting clobbered on the head by said character*
Did you get the number on that donkey cart?
"Advice is free, Alexander. Making use of it costs much more!" --Ali the bookshop owner, from King's Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
Maverick Hunter D-Boy at your service!
All Hail Shadow! Heroes rise again! Obliterating everything that's not your friend!